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[CaptainBubba]

I SHOULD MAKE A WEBSITE WHERE I COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW GIRLS AREN'T LOOKING FOR NICE GUYS AND HOW THEY ARE ALL SLUTS AND WANT A BAD DUDE AND MONEY AND THAT IS ALL AND THAT ALL GUYS JUST WANT SEX AND THAT IS WHY WE CANT BE FRIENDS. IT WOULD BE AWESOME. AND I WOULD TOTTALLY BELEIVE IT. ID SO BE ALL LIKE, "HEY, I DON'T WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS ANYMORE B/C YOU'RE GIRLS AND YOU WONT FUCK ME AND THATS ALL I CARE ABOUT AND IM NOT RICH OR MEAN ENOUGH FOR YOU TO FUCK ME, SO GOODBYE FO'EVA".

MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODYS FIGURED THAT OUT BEFORE. OMG AND I BET GIRLS LIE ALOT TOO. OMG OMG AND I BET GIRLS ARE ATTRACTED TO ASSHOLES!@!@! I THINK IM ONTO SOMETHING!!

OMG IM A GENIUS!!!