FIST OFFICIAL FIRST FIRST POST!!!

[Michael]

That was the first post of all the posts that were the first. He started the first thread that was soon to be the first post read by all the people willing to make this first post in the first thread ever in the first new i-mockery phpbb forum. This is a first time that I have used the word first so many times. First times are always the best. Like the first time people lose their virginity, the first time you do something right. The first!