Bush: The Protests Don't Matter!

[GAsux]

I have the solution to voter apathy problems that will restore this nation to the democratic principles it's so long aspired to.

In the Summer of 2004, Fox will begin airing a new series entitled "American President". Each week the overly dramatized contestants will pose as viable candidates, and will engage in various tests of knowledge and ability. These tests will include reciting passages from the Constitution while "God Bless America" plays in the background, a homemade "patriotic" swim suit contest, and a single elimination sword fighting tournament.

Each week America will vote via the internet and crafty 1-900 numbers to eliminate the risk of miscounted votes, hanging chads, etc. The candidates will be narrowed down each week until the grand finally during the first week of November during which the final two candidates will battle it out in a winner take all Greco Roman wrestling match.

The winner will be determined by popular vote (again via the internet/1-900 number method). At the end of the two hour show, the new American president will be announced by Carson Daly during a special "Election Episode" of TRL.