Deadly (Literally) serious. Long, but please help.

[AChimp]

Most of the time when a girl says she wants to kill herself, she is just looking for attention. I know it's hard to think of it like that, from a guy's perspective, but it's true (when guy's are seriously threatening suicide, they almost alway mean it). However, I've had the misfortune of learning the differences between the male and female psyches the hard way over the last few months.

I think this girl has realized she's in a pretty gay situation, and it's affecting her now. Girlfriend to a guy on the other side of the world? WTF? Everyone knows that long distance relationships usually don't work, so global-scale relationships are hopeless.

Anyways, I had more to say, but I've just forgotten it. I have my own issues to concern myself with, but the best advice that I can give is treat this with a grain of salt. I mean, yeah, she's probably in a messed up situation, but IT'S OVER THE INTERNET.

There's no way to prove that she isn't some fat guy with a really hairy back who's living in Alabama.