Retro I just wanted to tell you that I think you are
SO SWEET!!!!
SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!! since Lotida is a bitch and has no friends and smells like a fat mans buttcrack.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?