Shucks. Such a startling lack of originality. Well, I'll admit that makes me a partial hypocrite, because some of the following are ripped off from other sources (though, in my defense, memory fails me as to the original sources) but you'll find most of these refreshingly original. And I can whip up more faster than a redneck on speed running to the liquor store.
dickburglar
pooter rooter
snatchface
cockbreath
spunk junkie
germ infested penile crust
stink-hammered puckered starfish
raisin sack
clusterfuck
bumblefuck
stutterfuck
Pirate without a "peg"leg
week-old sac cheese
cockgrinder
Good? Maybe. Perhaps someone can do better. But well, someone would have to have a startling reserve of originality first. Let's see it.
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