Favorite Kids in the Hall Sketch

[LacrimansTaurne]

My favorite one is when Kevin and Dave are in some diner and Dave says he saw a really great movie on TV the night before. Kevin asks what movie, but Dave can't remember the title, so he tells Kevin the plot. Kevin tells him it's Citizen Kane and it clearly is. But Dave disagrees and talks more about the movie, and Kevin assures him it's Citizen Kane while Dave continues to disagree. At one point Kevin jams a knife through Dave's hand, pinning it to the table, and asks this other guy for a newspaper he's reading and proves to Dave that the movie was Citizen Kane through the TV listings. Dave finally agrees and says he needs to be taken to the hospital in "one of those vans with the flashing lights on top." Kevin tells him its called an ambulance, and Dave disgrees. Kevin then says,"You're right! You don't need an ambulance! You need a hearse!" He then stabs Dave in the chest numerous times with a knife until he slumps over and dies.