A BIG "HELLO"

[The Retro Kat]

BUT THAT WASN'T THE ONLY TIME CHUCK, OUR SCHOOL JANITOR, IF YOU FORGOT, SEXED UP MAX. HEHE, OH NO. I WAS IN THE CAFATERIA, AND ONE OF THE LUNCH LADIES LET ME SEE THE KITCHEN, AND I SAW A BATHROOM AND I WAS ALL LIKE" CAN I USE IT?" AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE" THAT'S THE STAFF BATHROOM, BUT SURE" SO I WENT IN THERE AND I SAW MAX ON HIS KNEES WITH CHUCK BUTTING HIM UP THE BUTT. JUST THEN, CHUCK HAD A HEART ATTACK. IT WAS SAD, AND MAX WAS STUCK BECAUSE CHUCK HAD RIGOMORTUS. I ALMOST DIDNT NOTICE IT WAS MAX BCAUSE HE HAD WHITE JUICE ALL OVER HIS FACE, BUT I REALIZED IT WAS HIM CAUSE I SAW THE RILLY SMALL AND WEIRD LOOKING PENER AGAIN. LOO, ITS KINDA MIS SHAPED. RIP CHUCK. RIPPED MAX.