I'm on an IPA kick...

[McClain]

Ground control to Major Tom Ground control to Major Tom: Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
Ground control to Major Tom: Commencing countdown engine's on.
Check ignition and may God's love be with you!

*funny sounds*

This is ground control to Major Tom, you've really made the grade!
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear. Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare.

This is Major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door... And I'm floating in the most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today.

For here am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can dooooooooo.

DUNK-A-DUNK-A-DUNK *CLAP CLAP*
DUNK-A-DUNK-A-DUNK *CLAP CLAP*

Though I'm passed one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still. And I think my spaceship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much she knows.

Ground control to Major Tom: Your circuit's dead, there's something wong.
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you ...

Here am I floating round my tin can, far above the moon. Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do