Bartending School

[Command Prompt]

I took it. Its a waste of money. Crawl on your hands and knees until you find a place that will train you and hire you. Experience is the best teacher for this sort of thing.

For the 400 bucks I wasted, I could of bought a cocktail book for 5 bucks and spend the rest of money on marijuana.

Either way, I am currently a bartending legend of sorts in my hometown. Along with 2000 other "cocktail" wannabes.