My failed attempt to put a humorous spin on Jacko

[FS]

It's not without its charm. Maybe you should try lighting it on fire.

For example, years ago Jackson might have seen a ghost and the following shock might have left Jackson pale with fear.

This made me LOL

Certainly nothing worth blowing up about, like the guy from that hatemail did. Maybe he once bathed with Michael Jackson and Jacko grabbed his rubber ducky