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					Originally Posted by ArtificialBrandon
					
				 MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 | 
	
 OH BABY!!!
In the not too distant future, 
Way down in Deep 13 
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank, 
Were hatching an evil scheme 
They hired a temp by the name of Mike, 
Just a regular joe they didn't like 
Their experiment needed a good test case, 
So they conked him on the noggin, 
And they shot him into space! ("GET ME DOWN!!!") 
"We'll send him cheesy movies, 
"The worst we can find (la-la-la) 
"He'll have to sit and watch them all, 
"And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la) 
Now keep in mind Mike can't control, 
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la) 
He'll try to keep his sanity, 
With the help of his robot friends 
Robot Roll Call: 
Cambot ("Show yourself") 
Gypsy ("I'm not ready") 
Tom Servo ("Hi-ho-there") 
Croooow! ("That's one 'O'") 
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, 
And other science facts (la-la-la) 
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, 
I should really just relax". 
For... MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!