Fuck this picture up.

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You have nothing to prove. I'm mearly challenging you to do something with this photo that is of the quality you claim to possess. If you can't do it, then all of your words mean nothing. If you don't do it, the same thing. Hell, you don't even have to be creative. Just use the same idea I had, only execute it better. That'll show me.

As for my "defensive whining", the only thing defensive I said was I didn't spend much time modifying the photo, which is true. The only whining is coming from you.

As for being a Photoshop whiz, I never said that either. That's you blathering again. I am, however an employed graphic designer. And you are...what? Living with your parents, working nights at McD's, wishing you had talent while getting thrills from being a cyber-asshole to everyone you reply to?