The Cat in the Hat

[James]

Dr. Seuss was an overrated dipshit who destroyed our minds with his nonsensical rhyming horseshit.

Wizzle Wuzzle the Wumblekins hopped along the Wuzzly Wuzzles of the Wuzzles that was. Just because because because, a Wuzzley Woo is what Wumblekins do.

SEE I CAN DO IT TOO AND I DIDN'T NEED TO BE NO FUCKING DOCTOR.

No matter how much the movie may suck, it'll be better than those piece of shits books that should never have been published in the first place.

I watched part of a behind the scenes dealy on E!. I laughed a little at a couple of the things. But the majority of the movie seems to be a combination of overly childish jokes, or childish jokes about adult topics (his car originally being called S.H.I.T. instead of S.L.O.W.).

And just because it needs to be said one more time, Dr. Seuss is an overrated cunt.