Lawyer names 10 Worst Toys

[Perndog]

Bah. I miss the days when we all grew up around dangerous toys. I don't know about giving small and breakable things to infants, but by the time a kid is three years old he should be able to keep from killing himself at least, and when he hurts himself with a toy he'll figure out pretty quick not to do that again. You learn faster and end up smarter and safer if you have a few accidents along the way. We don't need these whiny overprotective fools deciding what we should and shouldn't give to our kids.

A toy slingshot is capable of forcefully firing balls? No shit. They used to give kids real slingshots with steel balls (or we picked rocks up off the ground). And BB guns. When we were six, seven years old. Of course they were dangerous. That's why we didn't shoot each other with them.

Fuck these people.