Pics of my girl, nude.

[Tubesock]

Stoppa, admit it. You're not really a superhunk playboy with a drop-dead gorgeous girlfriend. You probably just decided to mimic one you saw in a poster while you were riding the bus to your Dugeons and Dragons meetings. In reality, no girlfriend (no matter how tanned she is nor how well she deep-throats) will let any boyfriend fuck their mother or post about the experience it in a shitty web-forum. Thus, you're either a 12 year old liar or a 12 year old fuckwit.

I'd make more fun of you, but it's wrong to make fun of retards.