I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE DEFINITIONS FOR JIXBY PHILLIPS AND THEN CREDIT ME SO THAT I GET AN EMAIL SAYING THAT MY JIXBY PHILLIPS ENTRY WILL BE PUT INTO URBAN DICTIONARY.COM SO THEN I GET ALL CONFUSED
WHOEVER DID THAT, I AM VERY VERY ANGRY WITH YOU AND I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO COMMIT MASS INTERNET HOMOCIDE AND THEN IF I'M FEELING UP TO IT, SUICIDE.