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Old Nov 28th, 2003, 10:05 PM       
Yes, if you do she will think you were obligated...So get creative.

1) Go to your local pet store and buy a puppy, the cutist and most adorable one you can afford.
2) Write a beautiful poem expaining your love for her.
3) Go to the hardware store and buy a box of nails, size is up to you. But I would suggest longer nails, step 4 explains.
4) Nail the note into the puppys chest and subsequently to her front door.
5) In the still dying puppies blood write "My love for you, unlike this puppy will never die" under the body of rover.

This will not only win her back but she will never say another word about you not loving her.
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