toys that sucked

[Derangon]

Those Buried Skulls things by Moose. They were basically a huge lump of chalk with a shitty plastic skull inside. You were given this plastic knife that wouldn't cut anything, and you were meant to 'excavate' to find the toy inside.

So, I had about three weeks of chalk graffiting to do until I could get my moneys worth out of that piece of shit. And when I got to the toy- it was a cowboy skull with a cowboy hat- but the hat was broken!