Affirmative Action bake sale sparks controversy

[mburbank]

PS> For the bake sale to be a worthy paralell they should have added the following conditions.
1.) If your parents have a lot of money and good political connections, you get the cookies now and pay for them at a very low interest rate later. Should you be unable to pay, friends of your family will pay for the cookies and stake you to more cookies. You can be bailed out of your cookie debt multiple times until eventually they give you your own cookie bakery. The government then gives you a no bid contract to supply cookies to the Pentagon, who will pay $300.00 a cookie.
2.) If your parents have a lot of money, good political connections but are black, a random number will determine if you get the same treatment as above of if cookie security beat the crap out of you, assuming a guy who looks like you shouldn't be anywhere near the bake sale.
3.) If you are middle class, buy the cookies.
4.) If you're poor, the bake sale is happening outside your community. You might take public transportation to the sale, but there's a good chance once you get there you'll get sent to the back of the line, and truthfully the cookies they do sell you are often of a substandard quality. After a while you start to feel as if the whole cookie thing is just a trap anyway. Who wants their fucking cookies?