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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 03:34 PM        I'm sick :(
I'm shaking all over.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 03:45 PM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 03:47 PM       
at least you didnt get sick right in the middle of class, like i did

my sides started to hurt. really bad. like on fire bad. like stabbed with acid thrown on it bad... then it went away, like it always does, but then i feel INCREDIBLY nauseated. i had to fight to keep from throwing up. i ran outside and i was sweating all over...then i fell..

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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:22 PM       
I actually feel bad.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 09:29 PM       
It's that season where everyone gets sick, TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.

Or do what I do and have your mom come by and take care of you.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 09:37 PM       
HEY, i went back to class 5 minutes later..
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 10:39 PM       
One time a girl was giving a speech in my class and she spewed all over the front row, Gallagher style.

It was the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 10:41 PM       
I saw a kid at lunch throw up on another kid's head, and then he threw up. It was fucking awesome.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 10:44 PM       
Once, there was a carnival in town and I ate almost a whole chicken, and I got on these tea-cup type things, shaped like monkeys. I was with about 6 friends and threw up all over the table in the middle (The spinny thing) and then my friend threw up.

It got all over my clothes and I gave all of the popular girls at my school hugs. ;(
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 10:49 PM       
ONE DAY, I THREW UP BUNCHA MEATBALLS, AND MY GUINEA PIGS WERE LIKE "WTF, HOW CUTE"

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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 11:01 PM       
This thread would've been alot better if you had just posted "I jerked it to Nickelodeon". : (
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 11:03 PM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 11:17 PM       
I KNOW! IT USED TO BE ALL LIKE "******LODIEN" BUT THEN IT GOT ALL WHITE. AM I RIGHT LADIES?
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 11:25 PM       
I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 02:59 AM       
I'M STARTING TO LIKE THIS KID

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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 03:59 AM       
I actually did something very much like what Bobo did. Except it wasn't me with the puke. We blended up some food and put it in a bag under my friend's shirt with a tube leading out under his chin. We went to a bar and he squeezed pretty realistic looking fake puke all over the bar. Then we starting eating it off the bar with spoons. People were very surprised.
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 04:10 AM       
WHO ARE YOU THE GREAT SANTINI OR SOMETHING

THE GREAT SANTINI NEVER SAW GOONIES I GUESS

QUITE FRANKLY I WAS EXPECTING A STAND BY ME REFERENCE

MORE LIKE STAND BLECH ME, THATS FOR YOU MAD MAGAZINE FANS

LET ME MAKE ONE MORE REFERENCE, THIS TIME TO CANNONBALL RUN:

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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 05:56 AM       
Hey, remember in Stand by Me when they were around the fire, and the skinny kid off star trek told a story about some morbidly obese kid who ate abunch of pie but he ate vomit food before so he had to vomit after he ate the pie and then he vomited all around a big huge crowd and then they started to vomit and everyone was vomiting and he showed a fat woman and said "a fat woman vomited in her purse!" and then she vomited in her purse and then all the boys hearing the story were like "woah" and the skinny kid said "yeah" and then they went to sleep with while one person took turns holding a gun that belonged to Mouth.
This thread reminded me of it.

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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 03:10 PM       
lol, Mike is retarded
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 03:41 PM       
Mike vomited his brain.
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 05:38 PM       
Problem Child 2 had a mass-puking scene, i think. :/
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 06:16 PM       
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I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Damnit, I was gonna write that! STICK YOUR HIS IN THE BLENDER!
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 06:29 PM       
Some guy got really drunk where I work and threw up on the guy sitting beside him. Then the security guards kicked him out.
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 06:32 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 06:33 PM       
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