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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 09:26 AM        Three FEET of Snow.
That's right, friends and neighbors. The Witch City got three feet of snow. The National guard was out this morning helping truck out the snow, something I haven't seen in my home state since 1978.


Me? I'm at work. That's the kind of guy I am. There's only one other person from my department here so far.

As for the show I'm supposed to do tonight, a third of it never made it back from the west coast where they were for Museum Business. I guess I'll be doing a lot of filling.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 09:28 AM       
O shut the fuck up your so boring
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 09:29 AM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 09:39 AM       
"OSNAP" Ive ward him long ago Im sorry to dissapoint you but hes no challenge at all
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 09:53 AM       
you wouldn't be NEARLY so funny if you were coherent

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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 09:55 AM       
Nor would you oh shit you aint funny annyway . The mockwars is for this shit so post it there not here
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 09:57 AM       
Lay off the metaphetamines, idiot.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 09:59 AM       
I'll do what the fuck -I- want I go through more in a day than yall have to deal with in a life time I have the right to free dom
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 10:05 AM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 10:07 AM       
to keep and idiot busy put a quote option on threads hmm mockery dude you did him well
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 10:12 AM       
I like road signs

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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 10:13 AM       
WELL I'V ENEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN ALL MY LIFE YOU ARE SUCH A JERK GOTHIN A PRENPS BODY

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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 10:14 AM       
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I go through more in a day than yall have to deal with in a life time
I doubt you get slapped in the face that many times a day.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 10:15 AM       
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When Im on the fuckin road!
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 10:18 AM       
shit Ill pay better atention when I'm not trying to get my kid to sleep over a damn phon but I really do like dangerous toys whats it off of anyway
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 10:27 AM       
See when I said Metaphetamines, I was just making an educated guess.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 10:49 AM        Re: Three FEET of Snow.
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That's right, friends and neighbors. The Witch City got three feet of snow.
You lucky bastard. Everyone is getting snow except Toronto.

Oh, yea gods, to grant such epic snowboarding conditions to those who don't appreciate it is a crime.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 11:10 AM        .
It fucking rained up at crystal yesterday And I fucking scraped a big chunk of rock into my board.

Next time I'm going to Baker.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 12:25 PM       
I am too old for fun. A huge snow storm for me means hours of backbreaking shoveling so I can get to work and squeeze my crushed dreams for a little more green.



I kid of course. Bitterness IS fun.


When I was a lad your age, I used to cross country ski almost every day there was snow on the ground. I currently do not even own a pair of skis. When my children are a little older, I will teach them and in a foolhardy attempt to recapture my childhood break an ankle and freeze to death less than a mile out on a pre-cut trail.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 12:59 PM       
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When I was a lad your age, I used to cross country ski almost every day there was snow on the ground. I currently do not even own a pair of skis. When my children are a little older, I will teach them and in a foolhardy attempt to recapture my childhood break an ankle and freeze to death less than a mile out on a pre-cut trail.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 01:08 PM       
Cordie is only three, so I figure I have a whole year to get my cholesterol up and REALLY get out of shape before I attempt something I haven't done much of since I was eighteen. I'm thinking a stroke or heart attack would be a great prelude to freezing to death.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 01:12 PM       
oh yeah...having a heart attack and freezing to death only yards away from your back door. It could be worse, Max..you could live int he pacific northwest and be assraped by a bigfoot while waiting for death's sweet, sweet release.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 01:26 PM       
You know what? I lived in Portalnd Oregon for three years and not one damn Bigfoot Assrape.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 01:39 PM       
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You know what? I lived in Portalnd Oregon for three years and not one damn Bigfoot Assrape.
I hear he's not a backdoor man. :/
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