HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND>>!>!!

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Getting back to the original topic:
1. Find shiny, trimmed, oblong bludgeoning weapon, a "club", if you will
2. Shine club up nice and neat, as to be socially presentable
3. Shine yourself up, as to be socially presentable
4. Walk out into the world at large
5. Find human-type object with breasts (guys only, unless you ladies dig fat dudes)
6. Using bludgeoning weapon, bring overhead and down towards the earth in one mighty swinging motion, putting all your forward motion into it
7. Knock other person unconscious
8. Grab other person by the hair
9. Drag home to cave
10. This is all up to you. Give her flowers, shag her 'til her ears bleed, lay her on the floor for an ornamental rug, or just wake her up and say "I was kidding."

disclaimer:This post is NOT intended for you out there who have no sense of humor, i.e. the people who feel the need to react negatively toward anything and everything. Thank you for tuning in.