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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 10:05 PM        "THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE" -by Protoclown
Proto recently went to the doctor's office for a "flu shot" (that's his codeword for "weekly colonoscopy" for those of you who don't know) and was kind enough to share this lovely experience with everybody.


"THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE" -by Protoclown
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Visionary/doctor-office.asp

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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 10:19 PM       
Usually I like Protoclown's writing

But that doctors office bit was funny back when Seinfeld did it.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 10:19 PM       
Last week I got my flu shot. Since I live in Kanada, it was free. Thank the video game god for socialized health care! Also, I waited in a line. We filled out the forms while we waited in line. I got the shot. End of story. Wasn't that interesting?

The article was amusing, but I didn't crap my pants or anything as I often do when visiting i-mockery.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 11:06 PM       
You didn't get a flu shot. You are just saying that so we might relate you the article and like you, but we won't.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 11:08 PM       
buff mcmuscles makes me laugh, damn you cap'n crunch
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 11:37 PM       
I love it!
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 11:59 PM       
Well, maybe I was being to harsh. I did get alot of laughs the second time through.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 12:07 AM       
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You didn't get a flu shot. You are just saying that so we might relate you the article and like you, but we won't.
I got a flu shot. I'm not just saying that so you'll like me. I'm not that pathetic. Or am I? HMMMMM AM I THAT PATHETIC HMMMM!??!?!??!?!?!

Okay, I'm pathetic, but I did get a flu shot.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 01:00 AM       
I wasn't aware Seinfeld had done anything about my doctor's office. Or any doctor's office for that matter.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 02:20 AM       
Its from "I'm telling you for the last time"
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 06:11 AM        Time Space Distortion Thingy
Isn't it peculiar that when you're a little kid, injections with a syringe that seems as big as your damn head aside, visiting the pediatrician seems a lot less, how shall we say, fucking bitchy, than the fucking doctor?
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 06:25 AM       
Usually I like Proto's stuff, but this just seemed more than an IGN review than a humor article :/
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 08:54 AM       
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Its from "I'm telling you for the last time"
I have no idea what that is, but okay.

And Chojin, I had originally submitted it to IGN but they rejected me.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 09:23 AM       
I thought it was funny, but then I'm a right cunt.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 10:35 AM       
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Usually I like Proto's stuff, but this just seemed more than an IGN review than a humor article :/
Aw, you're just saying that because you have to go through a bunch of ads to see the article.




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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 12:04 PM       
Well, if Dole thought it was funny, then it was. So take that, you who didn't like it!
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 12:15 PM       
I refer to you the latter part of my previous post.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 12:20 PM       
YOU'D BETTER SHUT THAT HOLE YOU PUT THE PIE IN OR THERE WILL BE AN ACCIDENT.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 01:28 PM       
Heheheh, absolutely brilliant! A winner is you.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 02:47 PM       
i was about to agree with chojin, but then the Minesweeper gag made me lol...

then i agreed with chojin
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 03:18 PM       
Seinfeld's version was better :< I'll look for two minutes for a transcript
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
You would.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 06:29 PM       
lol colonoscopy hilarious
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 06:31 PM       
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