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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 07:28 PM        Is it possible....
For a human to hibernate in the winter if under certain diets/sleeping habits? I doubt it, but I'm just wondering.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 07:59 PM       
Drink a gallon of NyQuil in one sitting. LIKE IN SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 08:05 PM       
That would imagine that requires some sort of life support system, like being in a coma, or being unemployed.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 11:28 PM       
The first thing that I would suggest is to plug up your anus as to not shit yourself in the process of hibernation.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 11:45 PM       
from the above posts and with a bit of math i have the answer!

1. Drink a normally fatal amount of NyQuil
2. Hook yourself up to a life support machine and/or quit your job.
3. Plug up your anus
4. Lather, Rinse, and Repeat.

if you do this properly, you should either be unemployed and dead, on the verge of having an erupting colon, or hibernating peacfully till the second week of april... cheers!
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 11:47 PM       
I bet I'm the only one in this thread that's in University!
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 12:18 AM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 01:51 AM        .
I know how you can accomplish human hibernation.

Board up your windows and dont leave the house, sleep for 17 hours a day. Eat only Marie calenders Pot Pies and nap directly after you eat.

Dont forget the beer.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 03:45 PM       
Unless you have a huge store of body fat and the endocrine system of a bear, I doubt it.
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