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Old Dec 12th, 2003, 01:44 PM       
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Originally Posted by Perndog
You know, I think "would it be rapture proof?" is a good question. What happens when prisoners are struck with the light of Jesus and suddenly rise up to heaven? Are they installing special security measures to prevent this kind of escapee, or do they have a liability clause that covers it? Because it would be awful to have convicted criminals running around up there before they've served their sentences - it might ruin heaven for the rest of us.
Similarly, does "finding Jesus" qualify a prisoner for instant parole?
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