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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 02:27 PM        Big Fish In A Little Pond
After baby-stepping my way through my first forum to reign supreme in the art of srarcasm and smartassity I have come to better myself in this seeming lake of spiteful and, dare I say, humorous patrons of this board. The challenge seems daunting but I believe am up to it. Damn, I hate starting over but I'll throw down the gauntlet anyway. Who amongst you dares to assume the challenge of the big fish. I only ask that you remove the hook once I'm caught so that I may live to fight another day.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:15 PM       
Have you met Shut Up (no really, that IS a screenname on this board)? I think you two would have the most intellectually stimulating conversations, psychogenetically speaking.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:38 PM       
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Have you met Shut Up (no really, that IS a screenname on this board)? I think you two would have the most intellectually stimulating conversations, psychogenetically speaking.
Jeesh! Just in the short time of registering, I'm asked to meet (I'm assuming) one of the most hated members of the forum. I'm assuming that you're drawing a comparison already. Fear not! This thread is posted in the spirit of pure fecitiousness. My intent isn't to offend anyone but merely to introduce myself to the board. That being said. It's me! Here I am! Whaddaya think?!
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:42 PM       
I THINK there's already a place for introductions. "Hey kids...let's all get to know each other".
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:44 PM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:53 PM       
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I THINK there's already a place for introductions. "Hey kids...let's all get to know each other".
Yeah, but my ego does not allow me to be pigeon-holed amongst the newbies. I simply must have my own thread to announce my entrance. I'm funny that way.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:55 PM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 03:58 PM       
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you're my new favorite member please never leave here
Ah yes ... Come for the intellectualism, stay for the sarcasm. Now THIS is why I registered here. I love you all.
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 04:01 PM       
i am a very sincire fellow u modest mouse :-*
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 04:50 PM       
"Occupation: Plastic Mold Injection Tech"

What kind of plastic molds exactly?
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 05:46 PM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2003, 05:47 PM       
Oh shit, You violated number 6, Jamesman is gonna march in here and cry.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 11:58 AM       
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"Occupation: Plastic Mold Injection Tech"

What kind of plastic molds exactly?
Self Edit: Plastic Injection Mold Technician. Good call! The molds aren't plastic. Anyway, here's the closest I can come to our tools. Exciting stuff, huh?!

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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:04 PM       
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That sounds like the official job title of the guy who makes the plaster molds for dildos.

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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:06 PM       
I saw that HBO special.

My favorite part was when the assembly line of old women painted on the dildo veins.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:07 PM       
Except it has to the word "injection".
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:12 PM       
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That sounds like the official job title of the guy who makes the plaster molds for dildos.

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Oh, that reminds me. We just sent yours out. You wanted the "Long Dong Silver Model #367-A", right?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:15 PM       
GET IT???

'Cause he's gay???!
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:30 PM       
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'Cause he's gay???!
For the protection of our patrons we send our product out in totally anonymous brown paper wrapping with just the forwarding address. Relax Les. Nobody's the wiser
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 12:36 PM       
What made you decide to come back, Daisyhead?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:56 AM       
This thread is posted in the spirit of pure fecitiousness.
pardon me while i .
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 02:42 AM       
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I saw that HBO special.

My favorite part was when the assembly line of old women painted on the dildo veins.
hahahaha, I saw that too.

I still make jokes about the worse job in the world is painting veins on dildos.

"Stop complaining about how much your life sucks. At least you're not painting veins on dildos."

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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 04:29 AM        kellychaos
I find you annoying because it takes a few seconds more to read your posts and they are full of long words and good grammer.

You are a newbie until you have been here as long as Mr Fart.

This has given me a lovely headache.

And you're not funny.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 08:06 AM       
I don't see the big deal with painting veins on dildos. As long as you had a nice chair and some air condition, I'd do it. It would beat the hell out of working the sewers. No soiled pads and spent rubbers in the dildo shop, except maybe for the office parties at X-mas.
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