Dumbass Clubbers

[Captain Robo]

This is true.

And I agree that nightclubs aren't where you would expect to find some smart people with leadership skills, but the most important thing in a situation such as that would be to cooperate and keep a cool head. I don't see how 2 dozen people can simply get "stuck" in a frickin doorway. Couldn't they have just went out two at a time?

And few people used emergency exits.

What does that tell you about the intellectual caliber of said people?