Chojin and Butt Buddies, Bring it

[Anonymous]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE GREATEST, CHOJIN? HOW HE WON'T EVEN GET WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING AND NOW ACCUSE YOU OF DOING THE SAME THING HE'S BEEN DOING EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE POINT, AND THE IRONY OF IT WON'T EVEN CATCH UP TO HIM UNTIL HE'S IN HIS LATE 80S, CAUSING HIM TO DIAL THE NURSE UNCONTROLLABLY FROM THE HOSPITAL BED AND FORGET WHY HE DID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE BY THE TIME SHE/HE GETS THERE AND COMPROMISE ON FETCHED PUDDING.