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The nationality of the mysterious The Amazon is unknown. With his obscure name and vicious Pirhana Bite, fans are baffled as to the origin of this wrestler. Speaking only in Portugeuse, and wearing a Brazilian flag, the secretive warrior known only as The Amazon rarely gives interviews. And when he does, he usually grabs the sportscaster's face and bites most of it off. Sometimes he will grab them in a modified headlock and shake their head around a few times. Then he does a little dance while screaming, "Outlaw Choke! Outlaw Choke!" This wrestler is a favorite among the criminally insane, African cannibals, voodoo practitioners, and people with birth defects. The Amazon has yet to be fully accepted by the American fans, and were they not frightened of him so much, they would probably give him the King Slender fruit treatment. But after the slaughter of 1979 in an Arkansas arena, people are very respectful to the pea soup colored mutant. And to the survivors of that night, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.