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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 02:14 AM        Plutonic Escapades
Okay i have this girl that i've known for a long time and I thought she was real sweet and had a good heart and we were good friends. But she broke up with her long term boyfriend and now shes hitting it like 2, 3 guys at a time. I think shes a slut now along with everyone else and I feel ashamed to even be her friend or hang around with her.

I know sluts are all good and they are nice to have around but it sucks hardcore when they spawn from your friends. Should I just phase her out or should I try and talk sense into her and be like "bitch you can't be having that dick in you all the time it will mess up you're life yo"

This is like one of the worst things that has happened to me in my short 22 years. Its like "Hi am your sweet girl next door friend" OOPS I AM A SLUT. It would be like my best friend being like "G I have known you all my life but I am really BLACK and JEWISH!!!!! AND GAY" Fuck that would suck.

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It would REALLY be funny if James said "HIT THAT SHIT DAWG AND BAIL" cause that is my advice to him all the time
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 02:29 AM       
What in the FUCK does any of that have to do with Pluto???
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 02:53 AM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 03:52 AM        Re: Plutonic Escapades
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"bitch you can't be having that dick in you all the time it will mess up you're life yo"
LOL. Good one.
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 01:05 PM       
Tell her she being a slut and she needs to stop because it's not cool and it doesn't make her look sexy, it makes her look like a slut.

She probably likes the attention from guys, but coming from a guy she might realize the attention is only negative. :/
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 02:06 PM       
Good advice.
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 04:10 PM       
Try to score with her.
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 06:58 PM       
Coming from you, SHUT UP.
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 07:48 PM       
Send her over to me, so I can score with her.
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 06:52 PM       
C it sounds like you're jealous! I wouldn't say this girl is a slut, I would say she's obviously making the most of her freedom. Sometimes a girl needs to feel wanted. Although there must be something wrong if she needs three blokes, it shows that they are all lousy and cannot fully satisfy her animal instinct.

But if she is still doing this in a couple of months time and everyone you know has had a go then she's a slut. You should be friends with someone even if they have a better sex life than you. Who knows, you may actually get to be the only one that can please her.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 07:00 PM       
SLOWLY TURN HER INTO A PROSTITUTE SO YOU ARE AT LEAST GETTING SOME MONEY OUT OF IT.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 07:17 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 08:27 PM       
Girls tend to change a lot coming out of their first relationships, especially long term ones. It's just who she is now.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:49 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:58 PM       
Slinky Ferret is a slut too!
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:01 PM       
Fuck her in the mouth too.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:17 AM       
I'm still waiting for Pluto to come into this at some point.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:43 AM       



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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 03:55 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 08:12 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 03:32 PM       
TELL YOU WHAT BUDDY, YOU TRY IT FIRST, AND IF IT WORKS OUT WE WILL ALL FOLLOW.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 06:09 PM       
You try too hard.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 11:24 PM       
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 12:47 AM       
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