The stupidest things you've ever heard.

[Protoclown]

My freshman year of college me and some friends were playing in a Mage: The Ascension role-playing game (warning: geek humor) and one of the guys in the game had his character disguise himself as a woman to remain incognito while some bad guys were trying to find and kill us.

Well one day we were eating in Taco Bell and talking about the game, and my friend Matt had an annoying habit of saying everything VERY loudly. At one point during the conversation he goes "It's a good thing I'm disguised as a woman!" and every single person in that restaurant heard him, turned and looked, and either started snickering or nervously tried to ignore our group for the rest of the time we were there.