The stupidest things you've ever heard.

[Rongi]

When I was 12 I went to this fancy shmancy art camp that was outdoors and all the lil classes where in huts. And all the counclers where real blow hards and took their jobs really seriously. Me and my friends where sitting at the lunch talking and someone started cursing at the table really loud and we told him to shut up. So this really dumb, drunk, heavy looking councler comes up all tough looking and serious, like he was the drill sergant from Full Metal Jacket, and he starts yelling at the kid who said shut up instead of the kid who was cursing. The kid who was trying to tell the other one to shut up tried to tell him what really happened but the guy, with drool on his chin and a dumb looking cap on his head that was too short for him, said this:

"I'm not as dumb as I look"

All of us started laughing so hard that I started crying and I almost popped a blood vessel in my neck.