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Slim Goodbody
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: More like DIEwan
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Dec 30th, 2003, 02:33 AM
Just remembered another one:
TOFU: THE SURVIVOR
The seconed secret character of RE2 in which I had to play a full 12 hours of that game (after I finally got good at it) just to earn. I kept far away from this game untill after I beat the already insanely hard "Hunk: The 4th survivor" mission. Which was one hell of a task already even with the heavy artillary (and 2 herbs) he comes with. Room after room filled elbow-to-elbow with deadly enemies, and many times only a split seconed to act in time to avoid being lunch. And that was a major frustration in itself with it's crappy "End of one story, prelude to the another" ending (yes, it said "to the another).
Then here we come to that migrane of a secret TOFU. Which you have to go through Hunks hard as fuck mission as an hilarious block of tofu... with a knife. Why capcom decided to torture RE addicts like me with a reward this cruel is a mystery. But torture it did. I probably played more as that damn block of tofu than I did the main characters of the game, half of it I didn't even get halfway through it. But finally I managed to get through it, and I was rewarded well... with a peptic ulcer. It was the same damn ending as Hunk, and it looked even worse with a hunk of tofu with no arms or legs other than two floating hands. But, still I subjected myself to that tofu-ie goodness at least 2 more times to make sure it was skill and not luck that brought me there. Needless to say, no phrase can ever make my inner furnace of hate and anger burn hotter than "End of one story, prelude to the another."
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