The "New Years Resolutions" thread

[ScruU2wice]

let's hear'm

[ProfessorCool]

-Buy A New Calender


Yep I got a pretty full year ahead of me.

[Schimid]

Get a new digital camera.
Get a girlfriend that lives closer.
Keep up with my old friend Matt.

That's it, y'all

[Nerd]

Get a girlfriend.

EDIT: Haha losers, I got a calender for Christmas.

[ScruU2wice]

- I forgot to buy a calender, too
- not be a dork around people i don't know
- Get one reality TV
- Get on TV
- make a thread about new years resolutions

[ProfessorCool]

Originally Posted by Nerd

Get a girlfriend.

EDIT: Haha losers, I got a calender for Christmas.

Haha loser, I Already had a girlfriend since 2002.

Oh YEAH!

-Buy A Calender
-Get Married
-URGENT Get New Guitar Strings

[James]

- Stop falling for girls who already have boyfriends.
- Get over my psychological disorders, so I can get a job, get my license, and other things that would make my continued existence not so worthless.
- Possibly take up art and writing again.
- Watch Star Wars and Jurassic Park; Do NOT watch Titanic or Pearl Harbor.
- Get a piece approved by Rog and/or Something Awful.
- Finish my RPG Completion Quest, or at least get farther in it.

[Esuohlim]

Read everything ever written on Something Awful. It's been really hard so far, since there's a news update and a feature update every day and so I have to read at least three things every day to not fall behind. And there's, like, 2000 things on there already. I started this quest on Halloween, and I'm doing it in chronological order too.

Yep, I'm a nerd.

[Ninjavenom]

-Swear less

[glowbelly]

start running again. it's the only thing that made me want to quit smoking. so in actuality my resolution is to quit smoking, but i can't look at it as that, or else i'll never run.

see?

[Ihach]

now that im drunk ive decided glowbelly is the greatest poster here and i love her, and she should post more. yes, ive drunk that much

[Anonymous]

HAHAHA!! THAT MUCH, HUH?

*I gained 20 pounds over the past month or so, so now I've resolved to stop being fat. So I went halfies on the new DDR mix with emily and i'm going to learn how to use this soloflex thing we harve and i'm like, gonna try to figure out what to eat. :fatsounds

[Ihach]

chojin, the last thing i need at this piont is your sarcasm

[glowbelly]

how about another shot instead?

[Anonymous]

A SHOT TO THE JAW

[Ihach]

i hate shots, but more beer would do, and chojin made me lol, even though that was terrible, so i bow to his superiority

[Anonymous]

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A NICE HAWAIIAN BLOW JOB

[Command Prompt]

1. Start Not taking things so personally
2. Quit moping about things beyond my control
3. Work out less and do more cardio.
4. QUIT FALLING FOR GIRLS WITH BOYFRIENDS
5. Concentrate more on school rather than TELLING everyone I concentrate on school when WE ALL KNOW DAMN WELL I concentrate on Xbox.
6. Stand up more myself more dammit. I'm a fucking 9.3 on hot or not. Who the fuck do you think you are anyway buddy

EDIT: oh yeah get more organized by making lists

[glowbelly]

you judge yourself by what others think of you.

that's not standing up for yourself, dum dum chicken bum.

[Alphonse]

1024x768

[glowbelly]

tee hee

[Blue]

Lose 10kgs.
Get a job in IT industry so i can write off school on tax
Start breeding fish to make extra money

[Spectre X]

- become a Timelord like Dr. Who
- build high-yech suit of power armour
- become ruler of the world
- come up with funnier New Year's resolution lists.

[FartinMowler]

Finish a song.

[Zhukov]

I'm going to thow a brick through the window of a Nazi that lives in my street.