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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 09:43 PM        Tips from the experienced
So one day my buddy Dave and I are in the front room of this guy we knew, Robs house. Rob's house was a two level home that was a rental and Rob was the brother of Keith a Bass player dude.

So to get to the story, Robs new girl friend was a really skanky blonde girl, who would do the 20 minute work out as Dave and I would watch in awe as she would spread her legs... and then this one time out of the blue she popped up to look out the front window and said "Oooh he's a young stud".

The next day Rob asked for a ride in my car down town and I obliged and as we drove he looked sullen and pulled out a tube of cream and say's " Fuck dude, I need to put this cream on my dick for crabs"

Now I didn't really know what crabs where at that time and after his explanation I looked at him and said... " She was hot though" and he said " Fucking right" ...

Rob proceeded to put his hand on his crotch and scratched for a while... I never sat in the passenger seat of my car again. :/
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 04:09 AM       
Two things:

1. What tip are you offering here? Don't have sex with skanks?

2. How experienced can you be, given that you didn't even know what crabs were?
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 09:43 AM       
Experience comes from years of not getting STD's


Now I didn't really know what crabs where at that time and after his explanation
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 10:31 AM       
I think it is a shame that you cannot drive while in the passenger seat anymore.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 01:13 PM       
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Wow. This whole time, I've been experienced too, and I never knew it!

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Now I didn't really know what crabs where at that time and after his explanation
You couldn't figure out what crabs were even after it was explained to you? I don't think you'll be "experienced" for much longer.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 03:38 PM       
FartinMowler, aren't you 28 or something?
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 07:03 PM       
I bet he's married, has kids and is STILL a virgin.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 07:07 PM       
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I didn't say that... :/


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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 07:26 PM       
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 11:34 PM       
Scabies isn't really an STD. :/

Chlymadia, Herpes, Gental Warts...
Now those are some serious STD's you have to watch out for.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 11:55 PM       
WHAT ARE YOU DR. QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN OR SOMETHING?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 12:27 AM       


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DON'T YOU MEAN DR. QUINN FROM SEA LAB!!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 12:45 AM       
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No, are you?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 12:21 PM       
You should just dump some boiling water on the passanger seat. Then it'll be fine.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 01:21 PM       
That was the crappiest Penthouse Forum letter I've ever read.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:37 PM       
Why the fuck would you sit in the passenger seat of your car anyways?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:46 PM       
It gets boring driving in the same seat every time.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 08:38 PM       
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