Who manufactures humor?

[Spectre X]

I nearly broke my ankle trying to eat my choco pops. Breakfast these days is so much more dangerous than it used to be in the old days.

Why, in the old days, a man could even eat breakfast outside on the porch without having to fear for something like getting beaten up by the bits of marshmellow in your cereal.

These days though, I'd consider myself lucky if my milk doesn't try to strangle me into submission after which it'll sell me to some German homosexual self-help guru who will force me to be his gimp.