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Old Dec 28th, 2003, 06:35 PM        I met a sober girl this weekend
...but I didn't get her phone number yet. We were both on break from our respective jobs at the mall (I was filling in for one of the Camp Snoopy musicians) yesterday, and she just randomly started talking to me in the food court. Then I visited her at work today but she didn't have time to meet me afterward. And now I'm leaving for two weeks, so I can't see her again until January 18.
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Old Dec 28th, 2003, 06:49 PM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2003, 07:19 PM       
Minneapolis is close to Winnipeg. I can keep her company for you.
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Old Dec 28th, 2003, 07:33 PM       
I can only assume by the information in your post that you work at Mall of America, which means you must be outnumbered by girls on a 45:1 basis daily. YOU LUCKY FUCK.

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Old Dec 28th, 2003, 07:52 PM       
Closer than all the places where the women in National Geographic you drool over live.
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Old Dec 28th, 2003, 08:17 PM       
So far, I only work there when one of the musicians needs a substitute, and it's only weekends anyway (though I will probably get the job for good by February).
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 04:58 AM       
musicians? what's your job at the mall exactly?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:41 PM       
Is this girl 12?
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 11:32 AM       
Camp Snoopy has a five piece brass band, contracted through my college, that plays weekends during the school year and all week during the summer. I do that.

And I don't know how old she is. Somewhere between 18 and 25, I would guess. I'm going to the mall tomorrow to see if she's working; if not, I'll try again this weekend.
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 06:35 PM       
UPDATE: The end.

She's 20. She goes to school 150 miles away (same school as a couple of my high school friends whom I haven't seen since graduation). And she's heading back there tomorrow.

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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 10:05 PM       
How come none of these love story's turn out good

Except for mine, MARK YOUR CALENDERS FOR APRIL 14th, wedding day!!!

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Old Jan 19th, 2004, 06:37 AM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2004, 11:16 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 03:17 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 03:45 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2004, 11:08 PM       
She's back in the Cities for the summer and now I work at the mall six days a week.

Too bad I forgot her name..
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Old Jun 4th, 2004, 11:25 PM       
Hey Perndog do you work at the Gap because I love their shirts.
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Old Jun 4th, 2004, 11:33 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2004, 11:38 PM       
All you do is keep calling her a name you predetermined--Steph, or something. Call her that EVERY SINGLE TIME you address her and when she gets annoyed she'll say "That's NOT my name!" and you'll say "Oh yeah? Then what IS your real name?" and she'll say it and you can be like "No, it's Steph."
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 12:12 AM       
Sadly, GAP shirts are part of our uniforms for the summer.

It's been almost five months, I figure if she even still recognizes me she'll forgive me for having to ask her name again. Otherwise you can give me a list of girls' names and maybe one of them will jog my memory. I'm too lazy to think hard about it. I'm going to go talk to her tomorrow, so we'll see how that goes.
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 12:19 AM       
You should serenade her with your brass instrument, whatever that is, and then take her on a romantic date to Planet Hollywood. You can impress her by trying to find the right angle to see Stallone's wang and then getting into a fight with the waitresses when you don't get the booth by the MST3K bots.

It's what I would do.
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 05:23 AM       
It's miraculous why you aren't constantly crawling with hot, naked, big breasted cheerleaders.
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 10:48 AM       
It astounds me, as well. The chicks must all be intimidated by my prowess or something.
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 11:45 AM       
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Originally Posted by Perndog
She's back in the Cities for the summer and now I work at the mall six days a week.

Too bad I forgot her name..
It rhymes with a female body part.

Break the ice by tossing out several sexual double entendres involving brass instruments.
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