Ultra Perfect Cell appreciation thread

[Anonymous]

So I remember like this one time, I was talking with UPC while I was getting head from his Mom, and we were like talking about who was the biggest fucktard on here, and well I thought it was Retro Kat of course because he's always got black cocks in his ass and was the offspring of a brother and sister. But UPC was like "No way dude! Its Cosmo that's a bigger fucktard, because he pimps his own daughter out, but is too chicken shit to take a cut of the money!" So I was like "Wow, that's true!" and it was at that point I realized that even a master like me at detecting fucktards could learn a few things! Afterwards, UPC's Mom swallowed my cum and we both agreed that she was a fuckin' fuck slut.