MAX BURBANK

[mburbank]

I'm an appealing guy. I'm well, I got hired to write a play for the Einstein Exhibit that's coming to the museum. It's the most I've ever been paid for a writting gig, so I'm happy.

My favorite I-mockery punching bag, Vinth, has left us, which makes me sad. If you ever need amusement, seek out two threads in the I-mock politics forum, one called Catholic Samuria and one called something along the lines of Vince: A man who speaks in intelligent phrases. Thewre in I collected several hundred quotes from my very own Elephant Man of the internet. I don't think I will ever encounter a greater piece of found comedy.

Beyond that, the girls are well. Theo got a guitar from Santa so I'm sure I have years of barefoot sensitivity to look forward to. Cordy recently told me she is "The Line Leader of Everything" and composed a song called "The Twelve Days of Poop."