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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 02:31 AM        Unlucky Bastards
I just finished watching the Band of Brother's DVD series, and it got me thinking.

Our troops over in the middle east are some very unlucky bastards.
Back during WW2, military men got loot, lugers, and women.(Austrian, Belgium, French, English and German)
In the middle east, you had to return most of the Saddam's loot (not to mention fighting the native's for it. Damn), Ak-47's are a dime a dozen, and the women are more often then not have more hair all over then you.

That is just cheap. CHEAP!!! Let us declare war on some rich country with hot women. Like Sweden. They all rolling in money.
Then lets turn our attention on the richer Caribbean Islands. They need a good looting, plundering, and they have some fine women folk.

I just think our Military men are being screwed BIG time.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 03:16 AM       
yeah but the military men of today are 1/100th as likely to DIE

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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 05:38 AM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:30 AM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:54 AM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 11:52 AM       
my friend's in afghanistan raiding houses for al queda soldiers, and he gets to kill and loot any he comes across, but he cant take their weapons. everything else is free reign.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 12:08 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 12:29 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 01:22 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 02:06 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 02:07 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 02:10 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:18 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:34 PM       
Yeah but the Nazis were rich though. There's billions of dollars worth of shit like paintings and gold and whatnot that will never be claimed.

Germany may not of been economically strong (EDIT: AFTER WW1), since they were forced to rebuild all the countries they blew up in the other war (France ) but they still had alot of wealth in reserve. After Hitler took power they became one of the economically stong forces in the axis.

What the fuck does Iraq have? Oil? Thats only good if you have someone to BUY it. They don't really have any other worthy resources. At least not to the extent that Germany had at the end of WW2.

Anyway, I'm rambling on, cause you know how I am. The point is, loot Germany, not Iraq. Thats like looting Kmart over Best Buy.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 05:11 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:03 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:10 PM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 04:14 AM       
That alternative ending on the band of brothers dvd is insane....Mecha Hitler rising from the bunker?? Bizarre.
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