I love it when someone, strangely enough it usually seems to be the ones least equipped to play, comes along and mocks the idea of "flaming".
"EXTREME INTERNET COMBAT!!"

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As if the idea of matching someone in a battle of wits is foreign.
I'm not on here saying, "I'll take a shotgun and blast your head off, then poke and prod at your dusky unmentionables with a machete, asshole!".
Uh-uh.
I don't do that.
I clown on you.
Answer me this, ass-darts, what is the name of this board?
MOCK WARS.
Although, none of the seem, not only ABLE, but even COMPREHENSIVE of this fact.
This board is DESIGNED for a battle of wits, or, "EXTREME INTERNET COMBAT".
I don't think the problem is that you don't understand what this is all about, it's just that you fuckin' suck at it, and you're trying your damndest you take the onus off that fact.
Try harder.