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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:23 PM        Bow before your GOD.
In this thread, you, my loyal, diminutive, dipfuck subjects will have the opportunity to worship at the feet of your master.

You may do so by proclaiming my greatness, posting nudes of your sisters/wives/mothers if said bitches are hot, or by offering head.

I didn't say I'd take it, but the thought is meaningful.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:36 PM        Re: Bow before your GOD.
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In this thread, you, my loving, superior, almighty lords will have the opportunity to saw off the feet of your jester.

You may do so by proclaiming my idiocy, posting nudes of myself in compromising positions, or by slicing off my head.

I didn't say I'd like it, but the thought is meaningful.

I'll get back to you when I'm done jerking off the dog.

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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:38 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 05:24 PM       
I didn't realize there was a Dilbert about jerking off the dog

I gotta start reading that more

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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 05:26 PM       
I THOUGHT DILBRERT WAS A SATIRE OF OFFICE HUMOR

MAN, THEY MUST BE REALLY RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS IF THEY'RE RESULT TO DICK JOKES
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 05:32 PM       
This is totally making me want to draw dilbert porn :<
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 06:01 PM       
WHY WAS MY DILBERT POST DELETED?
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 06:02 PM       
Because I reported it.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 06:04 PM       
Thank god for YOU, good sir!

Now?

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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 06:05 PM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 04:34 AM       
that god is rubbish
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 09:34 AM       
Hey, hey Stoppa...hey stoppa stop sucking. Hey stoppa.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 11:13 AM       
Yeah, I wish Stoppa would stoppa sucking too.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 11:15 AM       
GUYS CAN'T YOU SEE THAT HE ISN'T EVEN HERE AND HE HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO HAVE ALREADY OWNED US ALL
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Old Jan 18th, 2004, 10:14 PM       
I guess you're right, wanna make out?
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Old Jan 19th, 2004, 12:09 AM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2004, 09:45 AM       
He's typing drawn out replies to all of your posts that had nothing to do with him. :madmax
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Old Jan 22nd, 2004, 01:25 AM        Re: Bow before your GOD.
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