HARPY BOORFDAY DOOOCTOR BOOOOGIE!

[Spectre X]

I can't top any of that, so let me just say this:

I appreciate it that you always cause yourself a great deal of pain by reviewing all of those horrible, horrible roms, just for our entertainment. For this, I will give you a present.

Expect an attractive women in your mail around tomorrow or the day after that. She carries a magical NES that can play any NES game without having to switch cartridges. Happy birthday Dr. Boogie, happy birthday indeed.