My 'Set"

[mburbank]

I despair.

Fartin.

This entire thread is meant to be humorous. I am not becoming an alchaholic, or establishing a 1920's style 'set'.

IN THIS THREAD I've given examples. I haven't the time or inclination to craft a piece solely for you. If I'd meant this to be an essay instead of a thro away, I'd have written it and sent it to Mock to publish in the Vissionary Darkness section.

This board is an adjunct to a site. I write for that site. The description of the sketch earlier in this thread is about as close as I'm going to get right now. I had thought about writting a piece, but the prospective pleasure has been utterly leeched via this conversation.

Should anyone wish to hire me to write this or anything at all, even 'farting in bathtub' jokes, I am of course for sale at rates a whore would turn up his or her nose at. My children are hungry.