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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Scientists have suggested that the ozone has continually opened and closed throughout history, much like some speculations on global warming.
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Oh, One...
Let me show you something:
Scientists have suggested that earthquakes are caused by the menstrual gyrations of giant subterranean worms.
You see? I said that scientists suggest it, but at the same time, I provided no actual evidence to support that statement. Now, I can't prove that there are no scientists in the world that believe this theory, but still, some evidence would be nice.
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You want something to be concerned about? Read up on global dimming. Now THAT'S scary...
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Scientists have suggested that global dimming is caused by an excess of hot air exuded by naive teenagers that think they understand the world well enough to argue against adults who have actually experienced the real world.
See? I did it again!
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