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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 03:22 PM        What is the best way to do this?
Ok so heres the story, I like this girl but she is dating a guy who wears womens pants and acts really woman-like. But she seems to have some sort hidden feelings for me that she wont let out because of her gay gay boyfriend.

I was wondering:

1) Why do girls like guys who look gay

2) How would I go about making her like me more than El Queero
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 03:27 PM       


where do these people come from?
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 03:33 PM       
What does location have to do with it?
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 03:37 PM       
nevermind.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 03:42 PM       
1) because girls associate straight guys with guys like you.

2) shoot him and rape her.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 03:42 PM       
cause girls love sexin with the girls...and those gay guys are the closest thing without a cumbersome strapon :/
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 03:47 PM       
she likes it up the butt? She likes guys with cum breath?
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 03:52 PM       
Rape her. Rape solves everything and it's an excellent stress reliever.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 03:56 PM       
Goddamnit.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 04:53 PM       
She likes gay guys because they bathe regularly and can give her advice on other guys.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 07:53 PM       
no, she likes the taste of shit on a dick....
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 10:48 PM       
The girl probably had issues, so why would you want to be with her in the first place?
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 10:58 PM       
Why do women post serious answers in threads like this when no one else does?
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 11:42 PM       
Because women are stupid.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 11:51 PM       
I wouldn't say so much stupid overall as stupid in the choices they make.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 12:00 AM       
Why do asshats post serious answers to questions like that?
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 11:11 AM       
Not because women are stupid, but because women are smart and they give good advice.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 11:18 AM       
no, really. Why?
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 11:31 AM       
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Rape her. Rape solves everything and it's an excellent stress reliever.
Pee Wee sure has changed since my childhood.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 11:33 AM       
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no, really. Why?
Shut up.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 12:15 PM       
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Not because women are stupid, but because women are smart and they give good advice.
Women think they give good advice, but they only give you the advice that makes women sound like they are perfect. Advice that just doesn't work in real life. All good advice on women I have ever gotten has come from men with experience.

Women really don't know anything on how women work.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 09:52 PM       
I will say this... Women can give good advice to an extent, but Missfit is trying to make this dipshit guy feel better about the fact that some girl likes a fag more than she likes him. Simply put.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 02:09 AM       
Why don't you listen to Perndog?
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 02:29 AM       
No...I'm not trying to make anyone feel better, I just simply stated that she has issues. Period.

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Women really don't know anything on how women work.
I've given advice to people here that, if they used it, it would work.
If it doesn't then they are probably total idiots that even Dr. Phil couldn't deal with.
Like simply asking a girl out. It's not complicated advice to give.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 02:32 AM       
No...I'm not trying to make anyone feel better, I just simply stated that she has issues. Period.

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Women really don't know anything on how women work.
I've given advice to people here that, if they used it, it would work.
If it doesn't then they are probably total idiots that even Dr. Phil couldn't deal with.
Like simply asking a girl out. It's not complicated advice to give.
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