The Doctor is IN !!

[theapportioner]

PWH: Details, details. Do you have a sore? Have you punctured it? I would advise getting it checked out by a physician and avoiding sexual intercourse until it heals.

Helm: You appear to be a menace to society and I have submitted your profile to the proper authorities. You have already been placed on the sex offender registry list. Their solutions may comprise administering anal intercourse to you or castration. Hope this answers your question!

maggiekarp: Well, pick it up and call an ambulance! As John Wayne Bobbitt knows, a penis can be reattached if it hasn't been severed for too long. Plus you may have a promising career in the adult film industry.

Matt Harty: Sex changes are possible, if you so desire.