Photography is the shit. That's all there is to it.
Well, it should be obvious by the "That's all there is to it." that I don't have a way to put my shit on here. If only I could afford a scanner.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?