name the top 5 weirdest things that have ever happened 2 u

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5. I almost passed out when i tried to Duplicate and Divide 50 numbers with 6 diffrent numbers.. weee..

4. I did a poster with 2 friends, 6 hours of nonstop work.. Result: Major headache

3. Watching Pr0n!!1!!

2. Kicked my dog in the nut ( yes only one nut.. Call me a bastard )

1. I fighted someone in school now everybody respects me..